i have 2 phDs in psychoanalyzing my mother

Jesus I haven’t used this in a while.

literally paramore was right

about…?

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

so in the 800 times they got reset, there’s been some Chidi/Eleanor, some Eleanor/Tahani, and some Tahani/Jason.

So there’s… a non-zero chance that there was some Chidi/Jason going on at some point.

And to be honest, all I can imagine is, like, it’s a timeline where for some reason Jason kept quiet for a lot longer so Chidi finds himself attracted to this wise, calm, silent monk that just listens while Chidi rants about the problems he’s facing….

and then one day Jason opens his mouth.

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

someone add me on discord and talk to me i’m bored af.

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